August 17, 2005

Poppycock

Every time I get ever-so close to accepting that women are the vainest creatures on earth, I get to be in the company of men and once again experience the pure joy of the game they are so fond of playing: My dick is the longest, biggest, etcetera. Just in case any of you guys have not noticed it, get used to it, it belongs to you. Bigger, better, faster, smaller – it does not really count. Now can we get on with the program please?